All the stars, planets, nebulas, and universes aligned together to assemble the necessary entities to materialize Co$mic Pulverizer into existence. The last thing we will do is deceive you by telling you we know for certain what our purpose is, because change is the only constant in all realms of existence.
We will however provide you with nothing but the absolute best high-grade products we genuinely feel will assist you in ascending to a deeper understanding of your own individual self, and the collective whole. Products that are as unique and vibrant as you - The person that the stars, planets, nebulas, and universes aligned to bring right here, right now, in this very moment in space-time.